One membership. Every result.
Your membership funds the next round of testing — members vote on which vendors go to the lab each cycle.
Steer around one bad vendor — or switch one product to the best-value passing vendor — and the membership has paid for itself. Typical GLP-1 buyers save $200+/yr.
- Full COA library — every vendor, every batch, claimed vs. verified side by side
- Full test panel on every sample: purity, mass, endotoxin, sterility, fentanyl screen
- Vendor service scores — shipping time, delivery success, customer service
- Vote each cycle on which vendors get tested next
- Watchlist alerts the moment a vendor you follow gets new results
- Monthly “State of the Gray Market” data report
- Red-flag guides: how to read any COA critically
🛡 Payments by Stripe · We never share member lists
Yes. We never share, sell, or disclose member lists to anyone, and your votes and watchlists are visible only to you.
You're buying information — independent lab analysis and published data, like any consumer-testing publication. We sell no compounds and give no usage advice.
Reddit is opinion; we attach the lab report. Every verdict ships with both COAs, chain-of-custody dates, and a published methodology. If we're wrong, the documents are right there to prove it.
A single full-panel lab test costs ~$590. Your membership funds hundreds of them a year — and typically saves more than it costs once you switch to the best-value passing vendor.
Vendors can never pay to be tested, ranked, retested, or removed — that policy is published, and the "Verified" mark auto-revokes on any failed retest. The day we break that rule, the entire business dies. That's your leverage.