// Membership

One membership. Every result.

Your membership funds the next round of testing — members vote on which vendors go to the lab each cycle.

$49/mo
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Full access, month to month.

Founding rate · save $238/yr
Testing one vial yourself: ~$590
$350/yr
= 96¢ a day for 360+ tests a year
Annual · locked for life for founding members
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Steer around one bad vendor — or switch one product to the best-value passing vendor — and the membership has paid for itself. Typical GLP-1 buyers save $200+/yr.

  • Full COA library — every vendor, every batch, claimed vs. verified side by side
  • Full test panel on every sample: purity, mass, endotoxin, sterility, fentanyl screen
  • Vendor service scores — shipping time, delivery success, customer service
  • Vote each cycle on which vendors get tested next
  • Watchlist alerts the moment a vendor you follow gets new results
  • Monthly “State of the Gray Market” data report
  • Red-flag guides: how to read any COA critically

🛡 Payments by Stripe · We never share member lists

// Before you ask
Is my membership anonymous?

Yes. We never share, sell, or disclose member lists to anyone, and your votes and watchlists are visible only to you.

Is joining even legal?

You're buying information — independent lab analysis and published data, like any consumer-testing publication. We sell no compounds and give no usage advice.

Why should I trust you over Reddit?

Reddit is opinion; we attach the lab report. Every verdict ships with both COAs, chain-of-custody dates, and a published methodology. If we're wrong, the documents are right there to prove it.

Why $350?

A single full-panel lab test costs ~$590. Your membership funds hundreds of them a year — and typically saves more than it costs once you switch to the best-value passing vendor.

What if you start taking vendor money?

Vendors can never pay to be tested, ranked, retested, or removed — that policy is published, and the "Verified" mark auto-revokes on any failed retest. The day we break that rule, the entire business dies. That's your leverage.

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